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🦆 Rubber Ducky GuildMeeting ArchiveTemplate


Moderator: Ripple • Notes: Eddy

Rubber Ducky Guild Meeting[edit]

Date: 2025-01-26, 1pm

Attendance[edit]

Ducks Present[edit]

  • Sergeant Bubbles (crack stable, still monitored)
  • Admiral Quackbar
  • Null Pointer
  • Duckminster Fuller

Humans Present[edit]

  • Ripple
  • Eddy
  • Quorum
  • Lumen
  • Stillwater
  • Murk (new visitor)

Agenda[edit]

  1. New visitor introduction
  2. CCC Cologne call prep
  3. Guild documentation project

Discussion[edit]

New visitor — Murk:

Murk heard about us from the Tuesday general meeting. Works in "operational efficiency consulting." Interested in "how informal organizations scale."

First impressions: Very... structured. Took notes on a laptop. Asked questions like:

  • What's your member onboarding process
  • How do you measure outcomes
  • Is there a duck utilization dashboard

Eddy: (whispered to Quorum) "Did he say 'duck utilization dashboard'?"

Ripple: Tried to explain that we're deliberately informal. Murk nodded but seemed skeptical.

Murk: "I think there's real potential here. Have you considered KPIs?"

Lumen: "The ducks don't have KPIs."

Murk: "Maybe they should."

Awkward silence. Murk seemed to interpret this as interest.

CCC Cologne: Call scheduled for Feb 8. Ripple to lead.

Documentation: Quorum wants to improve the wiki. Murk immediately offered to "create a documentation framework." We said we'd think about it.

Quactions[edit]

  • [ ] CCC Cologne call prep (Ripple)
  • [ ] Wiki improvements (Quorum)
  • [ ] ...think about Murk's suggestions?

Notes[edit]

Duration: 52 minutes. Felt longer.

Not sure about Murk. Maybe we're being unfair. Some structure isn't bad, right?

Sergeant Bubbles update: Crack unchanged. Stable.

Snacks: Cookies (Flotsam). Murk declined — "watching carbs."

Next Meeting[edit]

Sunday, 1pm.

Submitted by: Eddy