Meetups/RubberDucky/2024-10-13
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Rubber Ducky Guild Meeting[edit]
Date: 2024-10-13, 1pm
Attendance[edit]
Ducks Present[edit]
- Sergeant Bubbles (presiding, as always)
- Admiral Quackbar
- Duckminster Fuller
- Null Pointer
- Duck Norris
- Virginia Wool
Humans Present[edit]
- Ripple
- Eddy
- Quorum
- Lumen
- Flotsam (second meeting — official member now?)
Agenda[edit]
- Four-month retrospective
- Duck Census planning
- Standardizing the consultation log
- The future
Discussion[edit]
FOUR MONTHS IN:
Hard to believe we started with one duck and two uncertain humans in June.
By the numbers:
- Ducks: 1 → 6
- Humans: 2 → 5
- Monthly Silent Sitting: established
- Philosophy Circles: launched
- Inter-guild relations: active
- Crises: survived
- Schisms: resolved
- Sign: still working (no one has drunk from the pond lately)
Duck Census planning: Quorum presented a draft format.
First Duck Census: January 4th, 2025
- Full inventory of all ducks
- Condition assessment
- Station review
- Retirement ceremonies if needed (Sergeant Bubbles is getting old...)
Agreed Sergeant Bubbles is NOT retiring. He's a founding duck. He stays forever.
Consultation log: Ripple proposed standardizing how people document duck consultations. Optional, but useful for tracking the guild's impact. Template to be created.
THE FUTURE:
Where do we go from here?
Lumen: "We keep doing what we're doing. Slow, steady growth."
Eddy: "More ducks?"
Quorum: "Maybe some documentation? We have a wiki page but it's sparse."
Ripple: "I've been thinking about a charter. Something that captures who we are and what we believe."
Flotsam: "I just joined but... this feels special. I'm glad I found you."
Silence. The good kind.
We don't know exactly where this goes. But we're going there together.
Quactions[edit]
- [ ] Duck Census format finalized (Quorum)
- [ ] Consultation log template (Ripple)
- [ ] Charter draft (Ripple + Lumen)
- [ ] Wiki page expansion (All)
- [ ] Keep showing up
Notes[edit]
Duration: 58 minutes.
Four months ago, Ripple brought a duck to a patio and asked "should we start a guild?"
Now there are six ducks, five humans, a monthly practice, a philosophical framework, inter-guild diplomacy, and a shared sense of purpose.
Not bad for a partially-joke.
Snacks: Cake. Ripple brought cake. It said "HAPPY 4 MONTHS" in yellow frosting with a duck drawing. Eddy cried a little. (Eddy denies this.)
Next Meeting[edit]
Sunday, 1pm. The Duck Pond. As always.
Submitted by: Ripple