Meetups/RubberDucky/2024-06-30

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Moderator: Ripple • Notes: Eddy

Rubber Ducky Guild Meeting[edit]

Date: 2024-06-30, 1pm

Attendance[edit]

Ducks Present[edit]

  • Sergeant Bubbles
  • Admiral Quackbar

Humans Present[edit]

  • Ripple
  • Eddy

Agenda[edit]

  1. Sign discussion continued
  2. Someone drank from the duck pond

Discussion[edit]

URGENT MATTER: Ripple discovered that someone—identity unknown—drank from the duck pond earlier this week. There was a cup next to it. The water level was lower.

Eddy: "This is exactly why we need a sign."

Ripple: "Who drinks from a kiddie pool with rubber ducks in it?"

Eddy: "Someone who thinks it's kombucha."

Agreed: we need a sign. The sign should be clear. It should say the water is not for drinking. The ducks are not garnishes.

Discussed sign wording options:

  • NOT KOMBUCHA
  • RUBBER DUCKY GUILD — DO NOT DRINK
  • A DUCK POND, NOT A BEVERAGE

No consensus reached. Will workshop further.

Quactions[edit]

  • [ ] Make a sign (Ripple)
  • [ ] Wiki page (Ripple) — still pending, we know
  • [ ] Change the duck pond water (Eddy)

Notes[edit]

Duration: 18 minutes.

Morale is... complicated. We are a small guild with a sanitation problem.

Snacks: Goldfish crackers again. Safe choice.

Next Meeting[edit]

Sunday. Hopefully with a sign.

Submitted by: Eddy