Meetups/RubberDucky/2024-08-18

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Moderator: Ripple • Notes: Eddy

Rubber Ducky Guild Meeting[edit]

Date: 2024-08-18, 1pm

Attendance[edit]

Ducks Present[edit]

  • Sergeant Bubbles
  • Admiral Quackbar
  • Duckminster Fuller

Humans Present[edit]

  • Ripple
  • Eddy
  • Quorum
  • Lumen (official member now, we decided)

Agenda[edit]

  1. Silent Sitting prep (Wednesday!)
  2. Role discussion continued
  3. THE ARGUMENT

Discussion[edit]

Silent Sitting prep: Happening this Wednesday, 8pm. Lumen created a simple format: gather, sit with ducks for 20 minutes in silence, optional brief sharing after, disperse. No notes taken. "The silence is the point."

Roles: agreed on informal roles:

  • Ripple: Duck Keeper (maintains the collection, wiki)
  • Lumen: Practice Lead (Silent Sitting, philosophy)
  • Quorum: Duck Keeper in Training
  • Eddy: Vibes? Eddy refused a title. just here

THE ARGUMENT:

It started innocently. Eddy asked: "Could a succulent work? Like, instead of a duck?"

Lumen: "Interesting question. Any object could theoretically serve as a witness—"

Ripple: "No. Stop. This is the RUBBER DUCKY Guild."

It escalated from there.

Ripple (Orthodox position): The duck is essential. The form matters. You can't just substitute anything.

Lumen (Expansionist position): The duck is a gateway. What matters is the practice of witnessed thought. The object is secondary.

Quorum: "Both of you make valid points—"

Ripple: "Don't both-sides this."

Eddy: "I was just asking about succulents. I didn't mean to start a schism."

Meeting ended somewhat tensely. Agreed to continue the discussion "respectfully" next week.

Quactions[edit]

  • [x] Silent Sitting logistics finalized
  • [ ] Continue Orthodox vs Expansionist discussion WITHOUT yelling
  • [ ] Eddy to stop asking provocative questions (Eddy refused this action item)

Notes[edit]

Duration: 68 minutes. Mostly arguing.

First real conflict. Growing pains?

Snacks: Nobody ate. Too tense.

Next Meeting[edit]

Sunday, after Silent Sitting. Hopefully calmer.

Submitted by: Eddy (the instigator, apparently)