Stupid Hackathon 10

SF STUPID SHIT NO ONE NEEDS AND TERRIBLE IDEAS HACKATHON 10 Have you ever been at a hackathon and seen a profoundly useless or terrible project? This is like that, but for every project. Hardware, software, tupperware, vaporware - we're open to just about anything. Come alone or with friends, with ideas or without - just be ready to hack on the most stupid shit you can think of. WHERE: noisebridge hackerspace · 2169 mission st. 3f WHEN: Dec 12 13 14 to coincide with NB16 weekend. ITCH JAM SUBMISSIONS PAGE: Stupid Hackathon Itch.io Jam Page (To see and share submissions (work in progress submission pages are encouraged).) 2017 HACK VIDEOS: https://stupidhackathon.com Stupid Hackathon 10/big File:1000px-StupidHackathon10Poster.jpg Stupid Hackathon 10 Dec 12, 13 & 14 SCHEDULE Friday 6:00pm-6:30pm Event kickoff talk before the NB16 Opening Gala Saturday 10:00am doors open, coffee and hot breakfast sponsored by No Satarch Press 10:30am opening remarks from amelia winger-bearskin, founder of stupid hackathon? 11:00am team forming 1:00pm lunch sponsored by ? 4:00pm submit presentation intent 6:00pm dinner sponsored by ? 8:00pm computer karaoke 10:00pm go home and sleep Sunday 10:00am doors open, coffee and hot breakfast sponsored by ? 12:00pm lunch sponsored by ? 3:00pm help clean up Noisebridge 6:00pm - 7:00pm event ends, present the stupid ideas Sponsoring This Stupity We thank No Starch Press for sponsoring to feed and caffeinate people in past Stupid Hackathons! Suggest a sponsored hacks category We could have a sponsored stupid hacks category to encourage people to come up with stupid hacks that somehow relate to your goods or services in a way you might wish we hadn't. Fonts Fonts used: Stupid by Laura Chen, created during Stupid Hackathon 2017 Planning Checklist Decide if it will be just Saturday/Sunday like before and announce it during Friday Night? Invite amelia winger-bearskin, founder of stupid hackathon? Updated web site at http://stupidhackathon.github.io, make new one at stupidhackathon10.github.io, or archive old one? Update poster to be accurate Ask past sponsors No Starch Press & Contentful about sponsoring food/drinks Make Meetup page like [1] (except not get canceled this time): Write press release like [old one] SH8 2022 Stupid Hacks Onesie Diaper Cat Glasses Vappy: Vaporeon Programming Language File:Vaporeon.png Vappy Github vappy is a programming language that's based off of the infamous Vaporeon copypasta. Every program must start with the phrase Hey guys, did you know that..., and end with Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Other typical programming constructs are based on phrases taken from the copypasta. The language is incredibly verbose, unnecessarily complicated, and very NSFW. Here's a sample Hello World program - a "Hey Guys" program, if you will: Hey guys, did you know that... There's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would say "Hey guys, did you know that...". Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. For more information, see the spec. Video Slicing Musical Instrument AI